s-a-m-m-a-e-l:

have you ever thought you meant a lot to someone and then you find out that you’re just one person out of so many others that they talk to, and compared to the way they talk to the other people, you’re really just nothing?

(via justrah)

*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password

(Source: modestdemidov, via justrah)

not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face

(Source: sex-like-a-nympho, via january-twelve)

moriarty:

do you ever get so bored that you mentally create a verbal fight with you and somebody else and you get so into it and intense and angry about it and you suddenly realize it’s a fight you made up and you need to seriously lie down and relax

(via meowkelsey)

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same

(via lucellyorrego)

andrewhussiesbosom:

I HIT MY ARM ON THE DOORWAY AND SHOUTED “LOUD ANGRY YELLING” AND MY FUCKING MOM COMES IN LIKE “r u ok I heard some loud angry yelling” I’M LAUGHING LIKE A WALRUS

(via lucellyorrego)